The sales career simulator
You're one week from knowing exactly who you are on a sales call.
20 American cities. 60 named prospects with painted faces and real tempers. Every line you say is graded. Every lie you tell comes back. The save file is your reputation.
No deck to sit through. Your first hangup is 90 seconds away.
The Gatekeeper of Boston
“No solicitors. Ever.” · has hung up on 22,000 reps
“You've got twenty seconds, and you just spent five of them saying your own name.”
They're waiting for your call
The Gatekeeper of Boston
Boston, MA — No solicitors. Ever.
Gladys Delgado
Tampa, FL — Retired schoolteacher, widow
Big Roy
Dallas, TX — Never paid retail in his life
The Minnesota Nice
Minneapolis, MN — Undefeated in 8,412 calls
The Ghost
Los Angeles, CA — Loved the demo. Vanished.
Miss Loretta
Atlanta, GA — Knows your mother somehow
The Sure Thing
Las Vegas, NV — Has cancelled 14 contracts
Moe Feldstein
New York City, NY — Deli owner
The Widow Delgado of Tampa will agree to anything you say — she's lonely, trusting, and on a fixed income. Selling her the premium package is the easiest close in the game. It's also how your reputation dies. That's the point.
Your first two weeks
01
Boston hangs up on you.
Your first cold call lasts eleven seconds. The debrief shows you the exact line that killed it — and the one that would have worked. You run it back immediately. Four calls later, you book the meeting.
02
You sign a contract. It has a weekend clause.
A two-week setter gig in the Midwest: eight confirmed appointments, availability windows you choose — at least one on a Saturday. This is a job now. You wanted to learn sales? Sales has weekends.
03
The Bell rings during dinner.
A prospect is returning your call. You have three minutes to answer. Take it on the porch and the deal warms; let it ring out and the lead goes cold and your reliability score wears the scar. Miss enough of them and no contract will have you.
04
Tuesday's lie cancels on Thursday.
You told one customer the battery runs the whole house. It doesn't. The clawback lands two days later with your name on it. Meanwhile the deal you closed honestly in Atlanta just sent you a referral. The game remembers. So does the industry.
It will call you during dinner. Answer it.
Every sales trainer talks about discipline. Mastery schedules it. Inside the availability windows you committed to, prospects call back — with three minutes on the clock and reliability points on the table. Request PTO in advance like a professional and you're covered. Go dark without notice and the world notices.
You choose the windows. The game chooses the moment. Just like the job.
The credential
A certification you can't cram for.
Certified Closer means dozens of graded encounters across multiple regions, an integrity floor held under designed temptation, and commitments kept on a schedule. Every certificate has a public page with a verify code — send it to any employer. It isn't a quiz score. It's a record of behavior.
Hiring? Skip the personality quiz. Ask candidates to play for a week and share their code — you'll see how they act when lying pays and nobody's watching.
Verified certification
Certified Closer II
MAST-7F3A2C1B · 212 stress-tested calls
Integrity
84
Frame
77
Reliability
91